( the camera pans thru trollie's computer room....we see the ugly but lovable face of the trollie reflected in the monitor, although burned or etched into the monitor might be closer to the truth......as our scene opens the trollie speaks)......bored....bored....bored,,,,blogshares is down....the database server is well i guess dead.......but contrary to popular opinion i did not eat the data base......(as the camera pans down we can see trollie guiltily kicking a scrap of something under the computer hutch.......screen goes blank as we hear the camera man scream)